BTW -PS: jk
The first time the salty stickiness of human sperm touched my tastebuds was at the tender age of 13. as I dabbed my finger from my dickhole to my pie hole , I was all at once nauseated and disgusted by it’s texture and flavor. I hated it. I said to myself. I never need to try that again. it’s years later now and I cant even tell you the amount of money I’ve saved on tissues and tube socks, because like a stinky cheese , the taste of myself grew on me, and now I devour all my cocksnot by the load, no clean up , no mess, living by example. I tell you this now, because most people feel this way, nauseated and disgusted when they first hear my show or my music, I’ve often heard that the biggest flaw in my art is my personality or when I open my mouth, but let it sit there for a second , and let that tiny invisible dew drop thread of precum gently balance on your tongue and let it build into something. You will learn to love me. This I know to be true .so even if you spit me out in disgust at first try. I wont be offended. I am a very patient man (not true).
I am unblackmailable. There is nothing out there, you can do to hurt me , I’m the only person i know in history who willingly repeatedly throws himself under the bus. There is nothing you can do to me I haven’t already done to myself a million times worse. Basically I’m that fruitbat that cums and moans in pleasure while you stab me over and over again.
However even though my therapist often reminds me of my psychotic delusions , that I’m not a millionaire playboy emmy award winning investigative journalist by day, and masked vigilante crime fighter health inspector by night. I am neither Batman nor Spider-Man , I have lots of money , and If you prescribe to the belief: money equals power , than with lots of money comes great responsibility , that’s why batman and Spider-Man wear masks , so they do what they do and not bring harm to their family .
I do not wear a mask
I hide behind nothing
And show you everything
So people that are close to me become targets and that are not unblackmailable by Horrible people that exist out in the world.
I know batman and Spider-Man do not exist in this current reality except as comic books and in movies, they are not real people that walk among us , but IF they did , those are not the bats I’d wanna fuck with.
Listen to me now when I tell you. I am not the bat you want to fuck with .
Sorry for the delay but horrible threats were presented in and around my life , those threats have been eliminated and now it’s back to business as umm usual .
I hope you all understand a little or nothing of which I just explained
One of the worst parts of Slavery is how many slaves out there willingly enslaved themselves. Many live like scared little pussies under harsh rules and restrictions and answer to someone .Most of the most richest powerful men I know are still not free men ,they have bosses or have to answer to their wives or shareholders. I answer to no one ,and that’s why this song and dance will go on.
This show DVDASA that I chose to do, in one short year, has lost me time, money , love, friends , family, life changing career opportunities while simultaneously dragging my name and reputation through the dirt and cultivating the worst fans in the entire universe. By all accounts of sanity and intelligence this will only continue to get darker and worse. My friends, family, coworkers ,mental and spiritual advisors all urge me to quit the show, something that is hurting my life so much, and the people in my life, if I was a smart man, which I am not. I would probably listen, but playing drums and huffing spray paint for over 30 years has caused my ears to deafen and brain cells to disappear, so those words all fall on literally deaf ears , and even if I could hear you, I wouldn’t listen because … fuck you.. . DVDASA FOREVER. like a true psychopath I will continue because I like it when it hurts . and if it hurts , I’ll only hit harder .you think you can ever stop me? You think you can ever try to stop this shit? Even death wont stop, this train, I have hundreds of epsiodes to release upon my death, DVDASA WE WILL NEVER DIE- WE JUST MULTIPLY.
I never meant to hurt you and I’m sorry if you misunderstood me, but you hurt me . I was never sorry . Nothing lasts forever . Except death , divorce and Us . Thank your god for us.
I spent the last decade making a book, compiling all of my most luscious magnificent watercolors , if you are looking for street art graffiti bullshit you came to the wrong place . Not content with just detailed masterful watercolors , I added in true sociopath fashion , career ending and personal love life suicide text messages and the most direct emails you will ever read , throw in nude photos of the most beautiful women I’ve ever photographed and you get a complete package of a schizophrenic perverted artistic genius mixed with ravings and cravings of a lunatic
You will laugh you will cry you will get hard you will get wet you will be conflicted you will be inspired –it’s bound hardcover , about 300 pages really heavy and for sale for 60 bucks at noon this Wednesday at DAVIDCHOE.com
I’m proud to have a been a part of two Emmy award winning tv shows
Vice on HBO and Parts unknown on CNN ,if you enjoyed fingering your bean watching me on those shows , you will absolutely hate these upcoming shows I been working on just for you -!
Firstly -Join me Bobby Trivia, Bobby Lee, Val, Poon, Critter, Asa Akira, Khalyla, Steve Lee and rachelle Fancy aka Stacy Adams @HongDynasty – 5 complete seasons available now only on Instagram, season 6 coming soon! made specifically for instagram’s 15 second video option ( the length it takes for me to reach orgasm, including removing my clothing) , please enjoy the first IG telenovela with its groundbreaking storyline and production, world class babes and emmy award level acting and dramatics. please enjoy the shit show.
written, directed and produced by Rachelle Fancy
Filmed it’s entirety at Mr. Igloo Hong’s Castle
Secondly -Join me and the son of my cousin’s uncle’s nephew Guam Cruise aka Horny Kim aka Harry Kim on this Fourth, best! and final shark jumped installment of our quadrilogy “THUMBS UP!” as we attempt to cross America by hitchhiking hoping trains by any means necessary as long as we don’t pay for any of the rides, laugh and learn. Cash,grass or ass no one rides for free…. Except us LOL J
Thirdly-Join me and my trusted driver/chef/publicist/handyman/lover/manservant/bodyguard –Critter- my CHAOS brother! as we travel around the planet on “GLOBAL CHAOS TOURS” putting ourselves in the most possible danger as we do every fucked up thing you’re never supposed to do. We do it so you don’t have to! please enjoy this show from the safety of your home -this show that was turned down by every major network . Watch as our two hero’s drink, fuck, suck, fight, kill, explore and destroy everything across the planet !!!Coming soon.
Fourthly -Join SteeBEE wEEBEE and Pooner aka the Macau brothers as they take you into the underbelly of the Chinese Sex trade and explore aka Fuck everything that moves in this deep exploration of a world everyone wants to know about but is too fuckingn scared to uncover. Watch “Tha Macau Brothers” only on DVDASA coming soon.
Fifthly – MANGCHI an experimental gospel praise band born from the ashes of DVDASA- KOREAN GONE BAD- BEASTIE BOYS. Thank you America for watching and listening to our prematurely leaked video by a disgruntled ex dvdasa employee (me!) and making us the #1 gospel band in the world !
me and steebee weebee grew up listening to the sounds of money mark in the beastie boys and worshipping his name. it’s 2 decades later ,and money mark is in my band now. You’ll never guess what happens next . watch and listen here to find out more.
Sixthly- Please enjoy this fan made DVDASA film titled “igloo hong’s castle of comedy special ” which compiles over 10 years of shenanigans uploaded online throughout the years, most of it taken down immediately . I can only imagine how long this will stay up . Please enjoy. Your first impulse will be to watch this stoned , but you shouldn’t, you should sit up straight and be alert ,study and pay attention, and watch till the very end, look for the first clue! I will give you one hundred thousand reasons why.
And Finally Seventhly – $100,000!!! That’s right a ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAR CASH PRIZE SCAVENGER HUNT CONTEST!!!
i haven’t gambled in 2 years , but i haven’t cleaned my room in 7 years. Since being let go from all my mainstream media jobs I had a lot more free time on my hands , and decided to finaly clean my hoarders room. And in the same way some of you might find delight in finding 20 dollars in some old hidden jeans, I found an old shoebox with $100,000 from my old gambling days under a pile of comics and cum rags. I know this might sound unbelievable to most of you, but I used to go to vegas every week with shoeboxes and pillowcases full of millions of dollars, so one must’ve gotten lost in the shuffle. For his years of loyal service, I gave critter my trusted bodyguard the money , as a bonus for all the off the books horrible dirty deeds he had to perform on my behalf. but like a woman reciveing cash for sexual favors this just made him feel dirtier, so he decided he doesn’t want to keep any of this dirty money . so on behalf of the very generous critter . I’m proud to announce –
CRITTER’S CROSSCOUNTRY CASH CONTEST !!!!!
Winner will receive One hundred thousand dollars in cash and an opportunity to be in a steve lee song a david choe painting a Asa Akira pornographic film and a chance to determine the future of the DVDASA show. The contest starts now and will end on the devils night
So Pay close attention
follow the clues
we are watching
Anyone who is on the show is not eligible
Anyone who is friends or family with any of the crew is not eligible
Anyone who harrasses anyone on the show , related to the show , friends and family will be disqualified immediately.
If you complain at all about anything
That’s all I have for now, I’m making this shit up as I go, it’s not perfect like everything I do, if you bitch or complain about absolutely anything , you’re out , so stay tuned here for more details how to play and enter . clues will be released and taken down randomly.
if you’ve never had hot magma like jizm infused with genuine enthusiasm launched on to your cute freckled face these announcements is what that feels like . DVDASA unblackmalable built to last –do not fuck with us , we are not right in the head , we are not the people to fuck with , we are not a cult (we are) , we are not a movement (we are), we are family ,we are in the matrix , we are here to help . you’re either with us or you’re with us . all we do is Ngyuen – carry on – business as um usual. – your spiritual guidance counselor – IGLOO ‘CHOEY’ HONG